Unoccupied Lane

Unoccupied Lane is the third episode of the second season of Lazor Wulf, and the thirteenth episode of the show in general.

Plot
After breaking his ankles, Stupid Horse gets hospitalized. The 'doctor' asks the gang if there is anything cosmetic they think Stupid Horse would like to have done while he is in the hospital, and they come up with many different ideas.

Jamantha believes she deserves more appreciation for the news coverage she does. She follows Mayor Webb escaping Milwaukee, and thinks this news is too lame to cover. She then realizes that she could spin it into a story about someone miraculously succeeding in escaping the city.

Mayor Webb's plan falling through leads him to take refuge in Jowanne's. He takes an employee into hostage, and asks to be hired. Webb then learns that you have to be very qualified to even apply for a job at Jowanne's. He has no luck at this, but Blazor Wulf, an ex-employee of Jowanne's, reluctantly agrees to help him get hired, so Jamantha can get the redemption story she wanted.

After some training with Blazor, Mayor Webb gets hired, and Jamantha gets her story of redemption. However, her camera was broken, and none of the story was filmed, bringing her into despair.

Finally, Stupid Horse's surgery is complete, and he exits the hospital with two sets of human hands. He is excited about all the things he can do with them, but to his friends, it is deeply disturbing. They go to Jowanne's, and Stupid Horse asks Mayor Webb for some fabric. Unfortunately, Gawd comes in by surprise, distracting Webb and causing him to chop Stupid Horse's new hands off.