If That Was Tomorrow. This Is Today.

'If That Was Tomorrow. This Is Today.' is the second episode of the second season of Lazor Wulf, and the twelfth episode of the show in general.

Plot
Lazor and the gang eat at Esther's, and a dissatisfied Blazor calls its food sub-par. This invokes the wrath of Esther herself, and she threatens Blazor by emphasizing that she should watch her mouth and deal with it, because Esther's has gained a monopoly in the restaurant sector. Thus, there is no other choice but to eat there, and Esther's has an ultimate superiority over those who disagree with her.

King Yeti pays for their food, and has some money left over for a coffee, but, inspired by Esther's business tactics, he decides to start a business of his own: the Bidi-Bidi Bike-Bike.

Yeti only has his one bike to sell, so he and Canon Wulf devise a plan to turn a profit on the business: inflate the bike's price by auctioning it to the highest bidder.

After Yeti asks Lazor for a coffee, he thinks of how he could assure that Yeti's bike will fall into own hands again. On his own journey to make money, he gets hired by Patricia at The Clurb, and tries to get fired for not doing his job to get the unemployment check.

Lazor notices that Gawd is at The Clurb, and tries to make him angry so he gets fired. However, Gawd punishes Lazor by preventing him from getting fired, and asks Patricia to promote him time and time again.

While Lazor is working at The Clurb, Yeti's store is gaining attention, but people are not bidding for the bike. He and Canon think back to Esther's tactic of destroying competing businesses, so they set out to demolish every other bike shop in Strongburg.

Meanwhile, Lazor has gotten promoted to the manager of The Clurb, with no sign of escape. However, he gets the idea to use Stupid Horse's janky vibes to truly annoy Gawd, and cause him to get fired. Fortunately, this works, and Patricia fires him with a modest unemployment check.

He goes back to Bidi-Bidi Bike-Bike to buy Yeti's bike, but is shocked when he sees that the bike is worth thousands of dollars more than the $37 of his unemployment check. Regardless, just before the auction winner is called, Yeti cancels the auction, saying that he was trying to prove a point: that he could sell it if he wanted to.

Yeti takes his bike back, and Canon burns the store down, concluding their journey as businessmen.