Still Dying to Eat

Still Dying to Eat is the first episode of the second season of Lazor Wulf, and the eleventh episode of the show in general.

Plot
To spite the food delivery service Food GoGo, Gawd goes on a diet, forcing the whole world to diet with him by causing all food and restaurants to disappear. To Lazor Wulf's dismay, his savory friend Battle Ham also disappeared, due to it being food as well.

The people of Strongburg start falsely attributing their successes to Battle Ham, and eventually everyone joins the bandwagon, and the ham starts to develop the status of a celebrity.

Lazor Wulf grows jealous and annoyed with everyone worshipping his close friend, and using Battle Ham's reputation to make money.

Lazor Wulf hears Stupid Horse's plan to gather everyone at the town center and rename Strongburg to Strongham, and goes to Blazor's for help. Blazor gives him the copyright to Battle Ham's name, which she acquired just before he disappeared. Blazor also lets Lazor borrow her tank.

Lazor goes to Stupid Horse's ceremony in Blazor's tank in an attempt to disband it. He presents his legal ownership of Battle Ham's name, and blocks Canon Wulf and others from displaying and making a profit from his image.

Meanwhile, Gawd has been coping with his diet and grows anxious while seeing the fuss made about Battle Ham. He dreams about going to Esther and winning over her food by free styling a rap, ultimately failing, with Esther refusing to make him food.

Gawd caves to his anguish, and brings the food and restaurants back, including Battle Ham. Lazor and Ham then reunite and remain close friends.